Dad Jokes

A celebration of the delightfully-terrible Dad Joke! These may not be great jokes but every time you share a good bad joke with your kids you are making a great moment. Did any of these make you and your kids laugh? Submit a new Joke or share with us and other dads on Twitter and Facebook @FatherhoodGov, and use #DadJokesRule! Para chistes en español

Hear about the guy that got fired from the calendar factory?
He took too many days off.

Did you hear about the new book on anti-gravity?
It's impossible to put down.

How do trees get on the internet?
They log on.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.