Dad Jokes

A celebration of the delightfully-terrible Dad Joke! These may not be great jokes but every time you share a good bad joke with your kids you are making a great moment. Did any of these make you and your kids laugh? Submit a new Joke or share with us and other dads on Twitter and Facebook @FatherhoodGov, and use #DadJokesRule! Para chistes en español

Hear about the guy that wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants?
He couldn't find them anywhere.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Did you hear about the restaurant they're building on the moon?
The food is supposed to be great, but there's no atmosphere.

Hear about the lazy kangaroo?
He was a real pouch potato.

What did the beaver say to the tree?
It's been nice gnawing you.

What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Do you know what the loudest pet is?
A trumpet.

Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents.