Dad Jokes

A celebration of the delightfully-terrible Dad Joke! These may not be great jokes but every time you share a good bad joke with your kids you are making a great moment. Did any of these make you and your kids laugh? Submit a new Joke or share with us and other dads on Twitter and Facebook @FatherhoodGov, and use #DadJokesRule! Para chistes en español

Why did the ghost buy a box of bandages?
Because he had so many BOO BOOs.


Why did the snake go to the doctor?
Because he had a frog in his throat.


Why did the carpenter leave the lumber store?
Because he got bored.


Why don't crabs ever give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.


February can't March. But April May.


Did you hear about the two satellites that got married?
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.


Why was the basketball court all wet?
People kept dribbling all over it.


How do you make a bandstand?
Take away all of the chairs.


What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho Cheese.


I couldn't figure out the seat belts in my new car. But then it clicked.