Dad Jokes

A celebration of the delightfully-terrible Dad Joke! These may not be great jokes but every time you share a good bad joke with your kids you are making a great moment. Did any of these make you and your kids laugh? Submit a new Joke or share with us and other dads on Twitter and Facebook @FatherhoodGov, and use #DadJokesRule! Para chistes en español

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little horse.


I used to really hate facial hair. Then one day, it grew on me.


How many apples grow on an apple tree?
All of them.


Do you know the name of the boy wizard that loved to play golf?
Harry Putter.


Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frost-bitten.


Why did the astronaut move to the suburbs?
He wanted more space.


Hear about the guy that stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone?
It finally dawned on him.


What's red and smells like paint?
Red paint.


Have you heard the pizza joke that's going around the internet?
It's a little cheesy.