Dad Jokes

A celebration of the delightfully-terrible Dad Joke! These may not be great jokes but every time you share a good bad joke with your kids you are making a great moment. Did any of these make you and your kids laugh? Submit a new Joke or share with us and other dads on Twitter and Facebook @FatherhoodGov, and use #DadJokesRule! Para chistes en español

How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie in it.


Why is six afraid of seven?
Because 7, 8, 9.


Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Had no body to go with.


Is your refrigerator running?
Better go catch it.


Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.


What do you call a cow jumping on a trampoline?
Milk Shake.


Did you hear that they invented a new type broom?
It's sweeping the nation.


What is brown and sticky?
A stick.


What's more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.


A man went to the doctor. He had a cucumber in one ear. A hot dog in the other ear. And two carrots stuck up his nose. He asked the doctor what was wrong with him and the doctor said, "I don't think you're eating properly".