A celebration of the delightfully-terrible Dad Joke! These may not be great jokes but every time you share a good bad joke with your kids you are making a great moment. Did any of these make you and your kids laugh? Submit a new Joke or share with us and other dads on Twitter and Facebook @FatherhoodGov, and use #DadJokesRule! Para chistes en español
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
Why aren't koalas really bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Why did the bunny go to the hospital?
Because he needed a hopperation.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
Because it of his big bill.
What did the candle say to the other candle?
You wanna go out tonight?
What did the bee say when he was amazed?
What do elves learn in kindergarten?
Can I tell you a cat joke?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.